I remember the moment I fell in love with Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s animated TV comedy show South Park, which first aired a quarter-century – yes, 25 years! – ago last weekend.
It was 1998 and I was watching episode twelve, entitled Mecha–Streisand, of the show’s first season. Until then, South Park had seemed amusing enough. Chronicling the adventures of four kids – ‘everyman’ Stan Marsh, sharp-tongued Jewish lad Kyle Broflovski, parka-shrouded, working-class Kenny McCormick (whose relationship with life, and death, is complicated) and the epically sociopathic Eric Cartman – in the Colorado town of the title, its low-fi animation had been enlivened by some moments of outrageous, by 1998 standards, bad taste.
But for me, with Mecha-Streisand, South Park seemed to become something altogether more audacious and surreal. The episode has Barbra Streisand transforming into a giant Godzilla-style kaiju and stomping all over the town until Robert Smith of the Cure – referred to as ‘Robert Smith of the Cure’ – arrives and transforms too. He becomes a giant moth and ejects the monster-Streisand into outer space. No wonder Kyle cries out in gratitude, “Disintegration is the best album ever!”
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Since then, I’ve been a big fan of the show, though it definitely enjoyed its glory years during the noughties, when over seven or eight seasons it went into overdrive and churned out magnificent episodes on a regular basis. It’s never quite scaled the same heights afterwards. One problem is that since 2016 American politics have been so insane and, well, South Park-like, that the country has existed beyond the show’s powers to satirise it. Indeed, in a 2015 episode, while the prospect of Donald Trump becoming president still seemed a joke, the show killed off the orange-skinned tycoon. When the real Trump ended up in the White House the following year, South Park had to run an unconvincing parallel-universe storyline where the kids’ unhinged teacher Mr Garrison becomes US president and behaves like Trump for four years.
That’s not to say it isn’t good these days. Unlike other long-running cartoon shows I could mention, which have declined into weary irrelevance, the twenty-something South Park has nobly, if not always successfully, tried to experiment. It’s had full-season story arcs and, during the Covid-19 pandemic, longer-length specials satirising America’s response to the virus. It’s spent much time exploring the topic of political correctness, with surprising depth considering how crudely the show started out in 1998. In 2015, to increase its commentary on this, it introduced the character of PC Principal (“Watch your micro-aggressions, bro!”), who could have been portrayed as just a woke idiot but was rather more nuanced.
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And it hasn’t been afraid to take much-loved characters off on dark tangents. Witness Stan’s dad Randy, once a gormless but lovable dolt, now a ruthless, profit-obsessed dealer in marijuana. In 2019, Randy even accepted the filthy lucre of the Disney Corporation and murdered Winne the Pooh, whose unfortunate resemblance to Xi Jinping had been holding back Disney’s fortunes in China.
Here, then, are my ten favourite episodes of South Park – though picking just ten has been an almost impossible task.
Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001)
Scott Tenorman Must Die is the first South Park episode to show the full, depraved depths of Cartman’s sociopathy. Glib older kid Scott Tenorman humiliates Cartman, who then plots his revenge. This culminates in Scott being tricked into eating the bodies of his dead parents, which Cartman has cunningly turned into chili. To make things that bit worse, Scott’s favourite band Radiohead show up just as he discovers the truth and bursts into tears. “You know, everyone has problems, but it doesn’t mean you have to be a little cry-baby about it,” snorts Thom Yorke before he and his bandmates walk off in disgust.
Casa Bonita (2003)
More top-notch Cartman sociopathy. He convinces the sweet but idiotically naïve and gullible Butters Stotch – South Park’s unofficial ‘fifth Beatle’ to Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny – that a huge meteor is on a collision course with earth and hides him away in a secret bunker. To keep him hiding there, he later convinces him that the post-collision earth has been overrun by ravenous, radioactive cannibals. The reason? Butters is on the guest list for Kyle’s birthday party at the kitschy Mexican-themed restaurant Casa Bonita and Cartman isn’t. Casa Bonita is, weirdly, Cartman’s idea of heaven and he reasons his name will be added to that precious guest list if Butters disappears. Trey Parker and Matt Stone actually bought the real-life Casa Bonita in 2021.
You Got F’d in the A (2004)
This is the perfect South Park episode if you felt you were the terminally uncool kid at school, forever overshadowed by much trendier schoolmates. Stan is challenged to a ‘dance-off’ by a squad of obnoxiously hip kids from Orange County, California, and is humbled when the best he can do is shuffle his feet to Billy Ray Cyrus’s Achy Breaky Heart (1992). Urged on by his dad Randy – back then hapless but good-hearted, rather than the out-and-out arsehole he is nowadays – Stan puts together a team to represent South Park and take on the Orange County kids at an official dance competition. The team includes one of the town’s Goth Kids (catchphrase: “If you want to be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do”), a dancing chicken called Jeffy, and Butters, who’s been suffering from severe PTSD since a tap-dancing routine went wrong. Therefore, hopes of success are not high. The outcome is unexpected, brutal and gratifying.
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AWESOM-O (2004)
Butters receives a mysterious present, a sentient robot called AWESOM-O. It’s really Cartman in disguise, the little scumbag intent on digging up more dirt on Butters so that he can humiliate him further. What he discovers, though, is that Butters has a secret video of Cartman, showing him cross-dressing as Britney Spears. Thus, Cartman has to remain in disguise for longer than planned, until he learns the location of the incriminating video. During the episode, Butters and his new robot pal end up in LA, where AWESOM-Os remarkable artificial intelligence earns him the attention of, first, some Hollywood executives, and then the top brass in the military-industrial complex. None of the adults seem to notice that AWESOM-O is, in fact, a portly kid wearing a couple of cardboard boxes. AWESOM-O is another classic featuring the Cartman-Butters double-act. As is…
The Death of Eric Cartman (2005)
Cartman does something even more reprehensible than tricking Scott Tenorman into eating his parents – he scoffs all the delicious, crispy chicken-skins on a Kentucky Fried Chicken takeaway when the other kids aren’t looking. (Kenny is so upset when he finds out that he bursts into tears.) The kids retaliate by totally ignoring Cartman the next day. Cartman, trying to fathom why everybody appears not to see or hear him anymore, decides it must be because he died during the night. For some reason, though, his spirit remains marooned on earth just like Patrick Swayze’s was in Ghost (1990). However, the kids have forgotten to tell Butters that no one’s speaking to Cartman. When he finds himself able to communicate with Cartman as usual, the duo conclude he’s the equivalent of the medium in Ghost played by Whoopi Goldberg. Much hilarity / stupidity ensues as Butters and Cartman try to get the latter’s spirit to pass on to the great hereafter.
Erection Day (2005)
If The Death of Eric Cartman spoofs Ghost, the closing minutes of Erection Day provide a piss-take, both funny and gruelling, of the most famous scene in An Officer and a Gentleman (1982). This episode centres on Jimmy Valmer, the crutch-using, stuttering kid in class whose catchphrase is, “I’m not handicapped, I’m handi-capable!” and whose ambition is become a stand-up comedian. Obviously, Jimmy is determined to win the school’s annual talent contest – other contestants include Cartman doing an impersonation of Tony Montana from Scarface (1983) and the Goth Kids performing a synth number called Talent Shows are for Fags – but a strange affliction threatens to ruin his act. He keeps suffering sudden, unprovoked and massive erections. Some misguided advice leads him to believe that the only way to cure the affliction is to lose his virginity. Then, venturing into South Park’s red-light district, he becomes involved with a decrepit prostitute called Nutgobbler and her ultra-violent pimp.
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Tsst (2006)
One reliably depressing character in South Park is Eric Cartman’s spineless mother Liane, devoted to her hideous offspring while he bullies, manipulates and torments her. In Tsst, Liane Cartman finally tries to tame her son by enlisting the help of some reality TV show hosts. She brings in Jo Frost from Supernanny (2004-08), who ends up in an asylum eating her own faeces. (“It’s from hell!”) Then she tries Cesar Millan from Dog Whisperer (2004-12). Millan’s approach, of treating Cartman like a badly-behaved canine, has better results.
Go God Go / Go God Go XII (2006)
An ambitious two-parter making fun of everything from Richard Dawkins’ book The God Delusion (2006) to hoary old sci-fi TV show Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979-81), Go God Go has Cartman unable to wait a few weeks until the new Nintendo Wii console appears in the shops. Instead, he has himself cryogenically frozen until it goes on sale. Inevitably, things go wrong and he overshoots his target-date by 500 years and wakes up in a strange future world where everyone is an atheist and Richard Dawkins is hailed as a prophet, yet different factions with different interpretations of Dawkins’ pronouncements fight their own ‘holy’ wars. For funniness, though, nothing quite matches an early scene where Ms Garrison (who by this time has had a gender re-assignment) reluctantly teaches the kids the theory of evolution: “So there you go. You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations!”
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Breast Cancer Show Ever (2008)
The finest hour of Wendy Testaburger, Stan’s prim, pink-clad but formidable girlfriend. One morning she gives a speech to her class about the threat breast cancer poses to women and gets heckled by Cartman, who’s greatly amused by her repeated use of the word ‘breast’. Enraged, she challenges him to a fight after school. Cartman agrees, then gets increasingly worried about what’s coming to him and tries increasingly desperate strategies to wheedle out of it. Breast Cancer Show Ever ends the way it should, with Wendy beating the crap out of the evil little shit.
The Ungroundable (2008)
The Ungroundable uses a common South Park trope, that of the confusion caused when the kids interpret the grown-up (or more grown-up) world according to their own juvenile and fanciful logic. Butters assumes that some older kids at the school, obsessed with Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight books and modelling themselves on vampires, really are vampires. To destroy them, he joins forces with the Goth Kids – who merely object to the Vampire Kids on the grounds of them being douchebags. Before then, Butters mistakenly believes he’s been bitten and has become a vampire himself. And whose blood must he drain? Cartman’s, of course: “…if someone must die so that I can feed… I choose thee!”
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I know – all the episodes I’ve listed are more than a decade old. But give 2020s South Park a go. It’s still pretty funny. And it’s a hell of a lot funnier than The Simpsons is these days.